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I fell in love with a Church girl

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I fell in love with a church girl, her perfect dentition and smile

I had been having these feelings for her for a while

It all started when she came to my dorm room to preach

And all I could focus on was the beauty of her lips

I fell in love with a church girl but she says she has a crush on Christ.

I tell her its fine that I can be her side nigga (after Christ) and she reluctantly agrees after several tries.

I try to hold my church girl, but she tells me no, Christ doesn’t approve.

But she let’s me take her to the cinema though, and buy her popcorn and smoov.

 

I fell in love with a church girl, her long skirt and scarf.

I try to tell her jokes, but my jokes are dirty, so she doesn’t laugh.

I tried to get her to watch game of thrones, but she didn’t like it.

And that was it, the perfect end to our relationship.

 

I fell in love with a church, and I’m guessing that was wrong

Because we are two entirely different people that don’t get along


The above poem(sonnet) is a work of fiction and should not be attributed to any characters dead or alive 😏…plus, I meant no offence, just sarcasm.(but seriously, who doesn’t watch game of thrones? 😱)

Don’t forget to react and clap

Shalom ✌

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