Let’s all be feminists
Because it is the right thing to do
Men and women are created equal
And should be treated so
Let’s all be feminists
And give the girl child a prize
Not for excellence
But for wearing a skirt
Let’s all be feminists
And ignore when our daughters fart at the dining table
But beat the living daylight out of our son
When he does the same
Let’s all be feminists
Up until the time
That the scale is tipped
And then we would have to become *masculinist* again.
Caveat: My words may seem anti feminist, but I can assure you, I am nothing but an Egalitarian.
What do you think?