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3 May, 2022 How Sarcasm Was Born The art of storytelling has been intriguing to me, right from age 4. I had by then listened...

Remember to be Wicked
Men’s Guide to Wickedness You are a man, the powerful one. Was it not so that a sensible man once said, ‘the cutlass is male’....

Long road to hell
Is it not enough that we have to board a rickety bus to wherever, why does the road have to be bumpy too? The dust...

A DEAD MAN’S VERSE
Down.Down. Down.Down. Down. Down.Deep into the belly of the earth. Wrapped up like gifts I received on my birthdaysnow, the truth about them reminds meof...

Reports From the Nigerian Sherlock Holmes
One thing I hate about this generation is how they think they know it all. How the possession of an android phone and internet connection...

How to Protect Yourself from COVID-19 – The Smart Nigerian’s Guide
More than seven months ago, the World Health Organization declared the Coronavirus disease a pandemic. Personally, I think that’s incredibly strange. I mean, who gave...

20, Going on 21: What Have We Learnt?
It was the year of our Lord 2019. There was joy and there was sorrow. Some stood on the shoulders of that year and reached...

My COVID 19 Satirical encounter
“Brother Kunle , Mr Chima, Mr Audu; come out oo, one million boys are at the third street from us and we have to start...

WAHALA BE LIKE TREADMILL
“Kò sí kòró níbí! Ẹ lẹ̀ mọ́ ara yín dáadáa. Ẹ sì di ara yín mú. Hallelujah! “There is no corona here. Hold each other...

THE COVIDIOT
The morning air is delicious. I can taste happiness and love on it. Something great is going to happen today. Don’t ask me how...

Disease Nor Dey Kill African Man: A Satire
Covid 19 is real, but only to White people. Backs are immune, especially Blacks from Africa. Know this and know peace. Blacks outside Africa can...

3 Thoughts
As I lay upon my bed by the window pane, thoughts began to trickle in my mind, two things disquieted me, and the third I...

ON DECORONIZATION
First Of All, Introduction. In recent times, you humans – as you always do – have dubbed me one too many monikers that, I’m...

The Hand That Giveth
The sun is setting somewhere on the horizon. He wonders what is so romantic about it, the one they can’t stop posting with romantic captions...

To Covid or Not To Covid
“This whole covid nonsense is a hoax. A scheme for our greedy politicians to siphon our already repleted resources” Everyone else listened keenly as Prof...
THE COVID 19 BUSINESS.
What was a virus in Wuhan , China landed in Italy and Spain as pandemic and later to our Africa as a business plan. In...

COVID WANTED MORE THAN 19 ANYWAY
I mean, it’s a virus. Do you know how fast those things replicate? This one is now highly contagious. You could actually get COVID by...

On Becoming A Covid-19 Expert: 5 Proven Steps
Distinguished, this article is to help you rise above the fear coronavirus has brought to us all this year. You see, a lot of people...

PARENTING 101: RESPONSIBLE PARENTING IN THE 21ST CENTURY
What children(of nowadays) would not see when they climb a ladder, the adults would see even if they are myopic”- Ancient Nigerian Proverb It is...

We Don Craze Be Dat!
When they spoke about us they said it in condescending terms. We were the destined failed generation. Behind my desk in my well ironed ajebota...

Faces in Phases
So many facesI could be smiling while there’s an infernal rage burning me from the inside, having a conversation about politics and still laughing about...

ÒGÚNDÁBÈDÉ
ÒgúndábèdéYou no longer come at the dead of the night (when Jinns walk upon the earth)To prove your horror and terror And plunder treasureAway, on...

Satire: Kudos To Our Yahoo Boys
This is arguably one of the best times to be a Nigerian, a very proud one at that. My countrymen, you should know that great...

BLUES FOR MY NEW LOVER
May 30, 2019 About 6:30 GMT On Transit Yesterday we met and you captured my heart. As a graduate waiting for a job offer, I’ve...

LET ME CONCENTRATE
(Warnings from the Ghostly Voice) My head is a faraway mountainCovered in grey clouds of the evening time,Covered in hair strands with fading vigour:Give me...

The Beginner’s Guide to Winning Elections in Nigeria
It is the best of times. It is the worst of times. It is election period in Nigeria. Here are a few things to expect:...